AMD Radeon™ Graphics Presents: The Fixer 2
This is so freakin’ stupid! This is the worst commercial I have ever seen. We’re not going to stand for this! Fixer: You’re not going to stand for what? It’s creepy how you do that. It’s efficient. I ask again, you’re not going to stand for what? Look, this ad is crap! How so? The plot? The deliberate homage? The violent juxtaposition of the mise-en-scene? My performance? It’s not accurate! Maybe it’s just a little too close to truth for you. Down here, typing away, commenting. You wear leather midsummer, and that’s just stupid. Well, you misspelled superior and absurd. YOU ARE not using contractions correctly, and does YOUR mother know you use this word so often? Should I go upstairs and ask her? Do you pay rent here? No. Look. I’m a reasonable guy. Alright, we’ll just agree to disagree and call what happened with the card an unfortunate incident of necessity. I don’t think that made sense. It did. What, that’s it? You’re not going to break anything? No catchphrase? You’re no fixer! You’re just a pair of bad sunglasses with terrible facial hair and some rage issues! Gah! Hello? Uh-oh.
Mom? Mommy? What did you… I fixed it for you. So you just, this is mine…for free? Nothing in life is free, except for the games you choose after picking up your new Radeon card. So get to it. Ok is this the part where I’m supposed to ask you like, “what do you want for all this?” Yes, but I’ll settle for some of the bacon your mom’s cooking upstairs. Could’ve just moved it.